Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
The bus driver announces that smoking is prohibited and punishable by a fine of several hundred dollars. Suddenly, a baby starts crying...
“Come on kid," the bus driver said “You're only 6 months old, you can make it without a cigarette!!!"


A doctor, on his morning walk, noticed an old lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said “I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

“I smoke ten cigars a day" she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke and drink one bottle of alcohol. Apart from that, I eat only junk food. On weekends I eat lots of medicines and I do not
exercise at all."

“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

“Thirty-four", she replied.

Smoking a “Dual Disease" It affects both mental and physical body. Stress, Depression, Family History, Age, and Gender - All influence the Risk for the Condition.
Oscar Wilde: ‘Do you mind if I smoke?'
Sarah Bernhardt: ‘I don't care if you burn!'
Sarah Bernhardt is the greatest French Actress of the 19th century, and one of the best-known figures in the history of the stage. 1844-1923)