Sister: Bro, How are your studies going on?
Sister: Let me ask you some simple questions to test your knowledge, humor and wit!
Sister: Do you understand the importance of grammar?
Brother: Oh yes, I always get to school on time.
Sister: lol... I can see that, “You get to school" huh... Okay... “I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense, please?
Brother: The future tense is “You will go to jail".
Sister: Haha... Next question - What’s black and white and red all over.
Brother: A newspaper.
Sister: Interestingly correct, next question: Why did the math book look so sad?
Brother: Cause he had a lot of problems?!
Sister: Correct again, Why was the little strawberry crying?
Brother: Because his parents were in a jam.
Sister: Why don’t Dalmatians like to take baths?
Brother: They don’t want to be spotless.
Sister: What's the best thing to put into a cake?
Brother: Your teeth!
Question: Women blink nearly twice as much as men. True or False?
Sister: Correct, Next Question: Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do. True or False?
Sister: What is “Rhinoceros’ horn”made of?
Sister: Incorrect! Horn is compacted hair. Next Question: Is it possible to sneeze with your eyes open?
Sister: Right! Which is the only English Word ends with letters “mt"?
Brother: No Idea!
Sister: “Dreamt", Next Question: Can one kill himself or herself by holding his breath?
Brother: Yes, Maybe.
Sister: No! One cannot, but there is no need to try that! Next question: Who invented scissors?
Brother: Leonardo Da Vinci
Sister: Correct. Is it true that name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with?
Brother: Interesting! I am going to check that...
Sister: Alright, Next question: In how much time does an average person fall asleep?
Brother: 10 minutes, I guess.
Sister: Close, correct answer is seven minutes. Next question, How many dimples are there on a regulation golf ball?
Brother: I know this! 336!
Sister: Correct. If you traveled into the future and killed yourself, would it be murder or suicide?
Brother: Hypothetical question, I would have to ask Mr. Ram Jethmalani
Sister: What causes a rainbow?
Brother: Although light looks colorless, it’s made up of many colors-red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet. These colors are known as the spectrum. When light shines into water, the rays of light refract, or bend, at different angles. Different colors bend at different angles--red bends the least and violet the most. When light passes through a raindrop at a certain angle, the rays separate into the colors of the spectrum-and you see a beautiful rainbow.
Sister: Correct. Next question - what makes popcorn pop?
Brother: A popcorn kernel is actually a seed. Inside the hard shell there is water. When the kernel is heated to about 400 degrees Fahrenheit, the water turns to steam. The pressure from the steam causes the kernel’s shell to explode and the starch to spill out.
Sister: Correct! Why do I feel dizzy when I spin?
Brother: Is it because your brain is small? hahaha..
Sister: No, it is bigger than yours and it spins because inside your ears are tubes filled with liquid. The liquid moves when you move, telling your brain what position your body is in. When you spin, the liquid also spins. The liquid continues to spin after you stop. Your brain thinks you’re still spinning, so you continue to feel that everything is going in circles-until the liquid stops moving.
Brother: Alright, next question?
Sister:Why do stars twinkle?
Brother: We see the stars through the atmosphere. Their light passes through millions of miles of constantly moving pockets and streams of air, which distort the image of the stars. Even though many stars are much larger than planets, they're so far away from us that they seem smaller, like tiny dots. The distortions make it seem as if the shining lights are moving or blinking. In outer space, where there is no atmosphere, stars don't twinkle.
Sister: Correct, Bro!
Brother: : Next Question, please?
Sister ‘Dandia' is a popular dance of which state - (a) Punjab, (b) Gujarat, (c) Tamil Nadu or (d) Maharashtra?
Brother: Easy one Sister... Gujarat!
Sister: Correct. Next question - What's the difference between bacteria and virus?
Brother: Bacteria can only be seen with a microscope. They live and breed in warm, moist environments in the body and elsewhere, growing quickly and causing infection. Bacterial infections can usually be treated with an antibiotic. Viruses are smaller than bacteria and cannot be seen with a microscope. They grow inside the body and produce toxins (poisons) that can cause rashes, aches and fevers. Viruses cannot be killed with antibiotics.
Sister: Correct, Smart Answer! Why do I have brown eyes?
Brother: Because you are Dumb?!
Sister: And you are dumber right? The genes we inherit from our parents determine things like our height, looks, hair color and eye color. This passing of characteristics from parent to child is called heredity. If your mother has brown eyes, and your father has blue eyes, there’s a good chance you’ll have brown eyes. That’s because the brown-eye gene is dominant, and the blue-eye gene is recessive. It’s possible, however, for you to have blue eyes if both your parents have brown eyes. They probably inherited recessive blue-eye genes from their parents and passed them on to you. Got it?
Brother: Ok Ok cool... Next question?
Sister: What % of the earth is covered by water?
Brother: About 71 percent of the earth's surface is covered by water.
Sister: Correct! Why does a year consist of 365 days and a day of 24 hours?
Brother: A year, 365 days, is the time it takes for the Earth to travel around the Sun. A day, 24 hours, is the time it takes for the Earth to spin around once on its axis.
Sister: Correct! Brother you seem to be lot smarter than I thought you were....
Brother: I am the Best Sister, I am the Best!
Sister: Ya right!!! No more questions....
Brother : Smile!